You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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