Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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