dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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