Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
