Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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