are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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