I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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