did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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