If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
How naked do you want me to be?
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