we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
