can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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