do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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