how do flat chested girls get laid?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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