Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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