Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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