so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You can't just leave with hair like that
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
