i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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