ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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