Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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