quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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