The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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