i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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