We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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