have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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