We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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