I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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