How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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