I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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