As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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