I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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