Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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