The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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