I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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