So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
In other news, I just burned my penis
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
