yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
now i know why i became what i already was.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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