In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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