Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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