She's JV to your varsity
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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