apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
third nipple confirmed
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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