Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think your dad took our porno
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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