Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
