They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I got inside last night via doggy door
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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