all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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