I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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