laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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