its not stalking. its research.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I love you. Go after that dick
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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