so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
