Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
