what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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