I'm going to jail i love you
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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