I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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