on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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