spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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