can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
