she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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